May 21, 2006

 

The Bad and the Ugly



...Chris Cortes and his wife Iris were sentenced to community service after kidnapping their neighbor’s cat, taking him into the Everglades, and leaving him to die. The only problem was that the cat, named Mr. Kibbles, made his way back home and Cortes’ shady moves were discovered. Cortes and his wife didn’t think that they should have to do community service because Mr. Kibbles used Cortes’ pick-up truck as a litter box.
...There’s a good chance that the world would be a better place had Cortes and his wife been the ones abandoned in the Everglades instead of Mr. Kibbles.
...Just reading the headline made my groin ache.
...Howard’s wife, who is allegedly bi-polar and thought that Howard was cheating on her, dug her fingernails into his scrotum while he was asleep and yanked off his testicles. She left him bleeding profusely and in critical condition at Einstein Medical Center. Surgeons there successfully reattached Howard’s testicles and he’s recovering as best as possible.
...Lorena Bobbitt has nothing on this woman.

4 Comments:

Blogger Ms. B said...

Cats only use things as litter boxes if they can bury their "business." My guess is that the truck bed was dirty and the cat was able to dig around. So, it's their own stupid fault. Frankly, I don't think community service will teach these people to be kind to animals.

I'm just glad that Mr. Kibbles got home safely.

May 21, 2006  
Blogger Legally Insane said...

*groan*

May 22, 2006  
Blogger amy said...

I'm not sure which story is worse ...

May 22, 2006  
Blogger J.P. said...

I got a sick image this afternoon of Mr. Kibbles attacking Chris Cortes’ scrotum as a form of revenge.

Sorry. I had to share that.

May 23, 2006  

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