The Bad and the Ugly

Florida Couple Kidnap Cat and Leave Him in Everglades to Die

...Chris Cortes and his wife Iris were sentenced to community service after kidnapping their neighbor’s cat, taking him into the Everglades, and leaving him to die. The only problem was that the cat, named Mr. Kibbles, made his way back home and Cortes’ shady moves were discovered. Cortes and his wife didn’t think that they should have to do community service because Mr. Kibbles used Cortes’ pick-up truck as a litter box.

...There’s a good chance that the world would be a better place had Cortes and his wife been the ones abandoned in the Everglades instead of Mr. Kibbles.

Wife Rips Off Hubby’s Testicles with Bare Hands

...Just reading the headline made my groin ache.

...Howard’s wife, who is allegedly bi-polar and thought that Howard was cheating on her, dug her fingernails into his scrotum while he was asleep and yanked off his testicles. She left him bleeding profusely and in critical condition at Einstein Medical Center. Surgeons there successfully reattached Howard’s testicles and he’s recovering as best as possible.

...Lorena Bobbitt has nothing on this woman.