May 18, 2006

 

Now This Is Organization



...The FBI is currently playing in the dirt at a Michigan horse farm after being told that Jimmy Hoffa’s body was buried there. Apparently he’s not buried under an endzone at the Meadowlands or in a Pennsylvania coal mine, dumped in one of the Great Lakes, in a junkyard somewhere, or boiled into oblivion in a vat of animal fat or destroyed in a tub of acid.
...Since the FBI searches wherever they hear of a possible Jimmy Hoffa burial spot, I’m going to have some fun with the G-men.
...Jimmy Hoffa is buried on Mars. Really—he is. Now go look for him. Last one to the red planet is a rotten egg.
Source: ABC News

3 Comments:

Blogger Legally Insane said...

do we even know or have proof if he is dead?

May 22, 2006  
Blogger amy said...

When my Dad worked up in Detroit he would take us up around his haunts and show us the Red Fox where Hoffa was last seen. My Dad was never a big fan of the unions (despite being a UAW member), and he would always give a little chuckle when he would point out the bar.

I need to ask him what he thinks of these new developments ...

May 22, 2006  
Blogger J.P. said...

DL, it probably doesn’t matter much if he’s dead or alive. Digging big holes with heavy machinery is fun — especially when the tax payers are footing the bill.

Amy, tell him to take advantage of this situation. He can tell the FBI that Hoffa is buried in the backyard, have them dig a nice hole, and install a Jacuzzi.

May 23, 2006  

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