Now This Is Organization
...The FBI is currently playing in the dirt at a Michigan horse farm after being told that Jimmy Hoffa’s body was buried there. Apparently he’s not buried under an endzone at the Meadowlands or in a Pennsylvania coal mine, dumped in one of the Great Lakes, in a junkyard somewhere, or boiled into oblivion in a vat of animal fat or destroyed in a tub of acid.
...Since the FBI searches wherever they hear of a possible Jimmy Hoffa burial spot, I’m going to have some fun with the G-men.
...Jimmy Hoffa is buried on Mars. Really—he is. Now go look for him. Last one to the red planet is a rotten egg.
Source: ABC News
1 Comments:
DL, it probably doesn’t matter much if he’s dead or alive. Digging big holes with heavy machinery is fun — especially when the tax payers are footing the bill.
Amy, tell him to take advantage of this situation. He can tell the FBI that Hoffa is buried in the backyard, have them dig a nice hole, and install a Jacuzzi.
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