The Student Body

...After having the charges against her dropped, teacher-turned-temptress Debra LaFave held a news conference in which she remarked that her face has been plastered on every Website across the Internet. I quickly realized that I had yet to plaster her face—or breasts or legs, for that matter—here, and didn’t want to let any of my loyal readers down.

...Actually it was because I haven’t posted in a few days and felt like publishing something.

...Now begins the waiting game to see what comes first: a Debra LaFave movie? A book deal? Another bikini calendar? A spread for Playboy? A manual for bipolar teachers with X-rated curves?

...I can’t help but think that in the next few years we’ll see more people use the bipolar defense in court cases.

Source: WTSP