A Connecticut Barney Fife in King Arthur’s Court

...In England, the Bedfordshire police are having a difficult time telling fantasy from reality. They recently detained and interrogated actors who star in the movie The Road to Guantanamo in an effort to cut down on terrorism. The actors were at the Luton Airport after returning from the Berlin Film Festival.

...Rumor has it that the Bedfordshire police are now trying to track down actor Robert Englund for having invaded the nightmares of children who lived on Elm Street, and several different stuntmen who donned a hockey mask, wielded a machete, and stalked counselors at Camp Crystal Lake during the 1980s.

Source: BBC